If I wanted to see that much skin..

..I’d become a lesbian.

Halloween+girls should be illegal because all it equals is sluts.

I’m pretty sure if you aren’t one of the opposite sex and you aren’t one of the open-legged bitches that dressed up as a “bunny” “angel” or a “sexy nurse” (because, really, regular nurses just won’t do.) you will agree with me wholeheartedly.

I hate everything about this holiday. I hate it so much I can’t even write a proper blog describing why and how much I hate it. I keep deleting paragraphs only to replace them with even shittier ones.

Seriously.

Fuck halloween.